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Field Logs

Field Logs

Field Logs

Everything I build, written down

One log per build. Each one is a thing I actually run, not a thing I read about. That means the mistakes are in here too, because the mistake is usually the part worth reading. If a log is marked live it's finished and tested. If it's marked planned, I haven't built it yet and I'm not going to write it up until I have.

001 I stopped renting my brainA real AI assistant running on hardware you already own. No subscription, no cloud, no data leaving the house. Live 002 Kill every ad on your networkOne small computer between your router and everything else. Works on the TV, the phone, the tablet, your mother's laptop. Includes the week I spent thinking I had killed it. Live 003 Own your movies againYour own media server on hardware too old to sell. Nothing disappears from your library because a licensing deal expired. Live 004 A smart home that isn't listening for someone elseLocal control, local voice, no account required. The lights still work when the internet is down. Live 005 I put this site in my own houseThis page is served off a small computer in a spare room, reachable without opening a single port. Ten dollars a year, all in. Live 006 Build your own AI agentAn agent is a model with a chat window and a few safe tools it's allowed to use. The keys are the risk, not the model. Live 007 Backups that actually workThree copies, two kinds of storage, one off-site, and the restore test that proves it. A backup you have never restored is a wish. Live 008 A private network for all your machinesReach every machine from anywhere with nothing exposed. Plus the routing gotcha that looks exactly like slow hardware. Live 009 What I learned the hard wayThe rules paid for by real mistakes, written down so a few of yours are free. Live 010 My assistant said it did something. It hadn't.Series 1 of 4. A model will narrate success for things it cannot do, and asking it nicely to stop is not a fix. The gate that is. Live 011 The worst alert is a green oneSeries 2 of 4. A job reported success every night while doing nothing at all. A check that can only ever say ok is not a check. Live 012 Prove the monitor isn't the thing that's brokenSeries 3 of 4. Dozens of outage alerts for a service that was fine. A broken gauge does not read honest, it reads empty. Live 013 If your health check does real work, it will take down what it watchesSeries 4 of 4. The status endpoint that became the outage. The observer has to be cheap. Live 014 Never let an AI job spend money unattendedSee it, project it and pause, check the environment not the config, and make the expensive path unreachable instead of discouraged. Live 015 Measure before you deleteSixty files to clean up, three of them causing the problem, and a sweep that would have taken the credentials backup with it. Live 016 Every automation gets its own keyOne key copied everywhere turns one small mistake into all of them. Scope each job so a leak is one account on one host. Live 017 Secrets leak from the boring placesNot a breach. A hardcoded password, a world-readable backup, and a token printed by a test stub that only half replaced the real thing. Live 018 I made a music studio out of free software and AI.Generate original music on your own GPU, split it into stems, and master it. Open source the whole way, nothing leaving the machine. Live 019 My research agent faked it for three weeksA proxy quietly dropped its tools, so it could not research anything and invented the answers instead. Part 5 of the series. Live 020 Your machine isn't dying. The thing watching it is cooking it.Thermal throttling that looked like dying hardware was the metrics container holding a core around the clock. Live 021 Read the log before you believe your own storyThe remembered pattern was wrong, and two different causes were wearing the same costume. Live 022 Prove nothing's using it before you shut it offClose the port, stop the service, keep the data. Verify first, make every step reversible. Live
023 Text with no internet and no carrierLong range radio mesh you own end to end, so a message still goes through when the grid does not. Planned, not built yet. Planned